My Dumb Ass Walked in a Lightning Storm to Save My Dogs

One time when I had my puppy farm there was a lightning storm. I looked out into the field to see all my greyhound puppies just standing at the gate looking at the house instead of doing the perfectly logical thing and going to the barn. (they didn't...

And they say animals don't have feelings

One pretty spring day my husband and I were at the park, as usual, when we saw a mother bird teaching her baby bird to fly. The baby was so cute. It was flying but with no control what so ever just bobbling up and down and up and down and...

Baby Greyhound

With so many questions about greyhounds right now, I thought I would write about a few of my own. I have owned 29 greyhounds. 20 out of 29 became AA's. (very good) 2 of those were stakes dogs. Out of the 9 left 3 were fighters (that means...

Switcheroo

When I was taking care of my dad I bought him one of those Siamese Fighting Fish.  He loved it.  I bought it at Walmart in a vase with a Peace Lilly in it to provide oxygen for the fish.  The fish spent his time swimming through the roots and my dad...

My Best Laid Trap

One day I pulled into work and Gina was on the loading dock dancing and doing a cheer. "Yah, Pam's here! She'll take care of this kitty!" I walked past her and ignored what she was saying completely. All day long Gina told me how much that cat...

My Pet

That was my pet name for a greyhound I used to train named My Petunia. She was a spooky little dog that was so afraid when she first came to the kennel that it took me 3 days just to touch her for the first time. I would walk into the turnout pen...

What the Hell is a Chi-hua-hua

My sister and I were playing a game of trivial pursuit once. She was in her second year of college supposedly as an English major. She asked me this question: What famous bandleader is known for holding a chi-hooa-hooa under his arm? Completely...

Buried in the Snow

I used to have a samoyed and a husky.  They were beautiful animals and it just so happened that the husky was probably the smartest dog I ever had while the samoyed was the absolute, without a doubt dumbest.  He was sweet and loveable and beautiful...

WV Bee Man

I saw a man wearing a beard of bees! It was pretty cool. They advertized the exhibit to be done at the Capitol Market which is a local produce market. That was good because I knew there wouldn't be too much walking involved. I was walking along...

My White German Shepherd Puppies

I had 2 absolutely gorgeous white German Shepherds named Maxx and Skye. I especially adored Maxx. I got him from a man who mistreated him. When he brought him to me he had on a training collar (this means a collar with 2 inch spikes pointed IN TOWARD...

This Was Freakin' Hilarious

In my first kennel, my bosses girlfriend was a model. Apparently her biggest claim to fame was that she had been in a photo shoot with Christopher Reeves. She wasn't prissy though. She worked as hard as any female I ever ran into in the...

Torturing Bobo

When I was a kid my best friends name was Sherri.  She lived next door and we played together all the time.  She had a chihuahua named Bobo.  We used to climb in her bed and I would pretend like I was hitting her.  She would holler and yell for...

My Life's Dream is to Catch This Fish

  Feb 6, '12 12:07 PM for everyone       We've all heard about them. They are in the deepest, darkest parts of our rivers. They are bottom feeders, so we never get a glimpse of them. I...

A Fish Story

One time my brother and I went deep sea fishing with my dad in Jacksonville, Fl. About an hour after we went out my dad hooked a giant fish called an amberjack. It was so big that the captain of the boat made everybody else pull their hooks in...

Tuesday is Kill Day at the Pound

Damnpamn Damnpamn They are alive today...they'll be dead tomorrow! Available Animals in Foster These Animals are in Foster Care and In need of Rescue/Adopt. Please contact logancountyanimals@gmail.com By: Logan County...

It's Been a Good Week

I've been too busy to get on the computer.  Anytime that happens I count it as a plus.  My nephew called me at work on Monday.  He wanted to take me to dinner, so we went to Golden Corral on Tuesday.  I hesitated because I know what Golden Corral...

Ohhhhhhh, fattycatty is Pissed at Me

 Apparently she didn't appreciate my efforts to reunite the 2 puppies with their owners this morning.  I locked her in the bedroom for the few minutes the pups were in the house (it is actually her bedroom anyway).  Then when I left after the puppies...

Crawdads are Vicious Creatures

I am building a terrarium of small West Virginia creatures and plants.  I found a large cracked aquarium by the dumpster and hauled it up to the house.  When I went to the park the other day I caught some minnows and crawdads. First I made a...

I Have the Knack

I have written before about how I have a knack for reuniting lost animals and their owners.  Well, I've done it again. I went out at 7:30 this morning to put my netflix movie in the mailbox.  Just around the corner were 2 lab puppies playing in...